GROOVY MUSIC LESSONS

Hello kidlingtons! Unkie Jack Von Bronzesnake here!!

 First things first! That is my bitch when she was just a wee puppy. Say hello to Betty, my Old English Bulldoge! Aint she just the cat's ass?

I'm a retarded...er retired rock star...er rock head and I live in a small town North of Toronto, Ontario, Canada called Keswick. My stunningly beautiful, gorgeous, intelligent, and extremely awesome wife Dawn.....bwahahahahahahahahaaa! Oh crap, did I just say that out loud? She right behind me with a large sledge hammer isn't she?....ohhh sigh...

 I'd like my Epitaph to read - "Here lies the real Paul McCartney" ;})

 I just love Scott, he's such a generous and kind knowledgable dude.

I have zero problem stating that Scott is the world's greatest guitar expert bar none period!!

I'd like to end with the honour of quoting the great man himself!

 Ahe, Hem!

 And so, in the immortal words of Scott Grove, international many of instrument mystery -

"hey kids, I'm here to help you, to teach you because I want you to sound as great as possible. If you believe me, then fantastic, watch n learn. If you don't, then blow me"

 Hahahahaha!!

 J. Von Bronzesnake

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